Blue Jean Face Lyrics – Upchurch

Blue Jean Face – Upchurch Lyrics 2019

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“Blue Jean Face ” Track Lyrics Information:-

Track Name: Blue Jean Face
Artist: Upchurch
Release Date: 19 May 2019
Record Label: Ryan Upchurch

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[Skit]
Can’t you see I’m trying to relax
I thought I told you to get out of here and leave me alone
What in the hell are you doing with that lawnmower blade?
I aim to kill you with it

[Intro]
Ha ha
Ayy
When do I ever let shit slide motherfucker?
Church (Church Church Church)
All this… make a video, don’t make a video, post another one, he’s racist
Yeah, shut the fuck up
Yeah, yeah

[Verse]
Oh damn, I think he shot right through my MAGA hat
Nah you’re not that accurate and I wasn’t even wearin’ that
This man just drank a Monster, now he thinks he’s goin’ savage
Shootin’ at me with a bb gun all the way in Nebraska
Yeah bitch raise hell and get the cornhusk cuz
Yeah I know I’m white, but not the white house bud
I don’t know no politics the only kind of ticks I know
Are always suckin’ on my balls like your diss track ho
Dog the only time I beat around the bush is when I’m lookin’
I’ll be grabbin’ snakes and takin’ then to cook ’em what you stupid?
Yeah this time I cannot save you from your own fanbase
That’s like sayin’ you run shit with two prosthetic legs
Yeah I get it, yeah I get it, yeah you want me havin’ no bars
You want me to be the one that slingshots your career far
But that ain’t gonna happen, why you tryna shake n bake with me
You just a decoy rapper SJW with the racist shit
Somebody get a pussy hat and send it to this dweeb
You look like Whoopi Goldberg back in 1993
A battle rapper huh, you came to war with green eggs and ham
And I showed up with a steak knife and a chainsaw in my hand
The only fact I see is me inflictin’ a fuckin’ fatality
“Silence, I will kill you” on the track that’s no analogy
Career suicide, yeah you picked it up and done it
With your hand up your ass like Achmed and Jeff Dunham
No strings attached, still a hip hop puppet
You sound like a motherfuckin’ CNN spokesman
You cry so damn much your [?] are prolly waterlogged
But I’m the river rat so get the fuck up out my monkey pond
Yeah you rode your own canoe up Schitts Creek on a summer day
I bet your headstone reads ‘Death by a Septic Tank’
You put a whole new meaning to the term underground
‘Cause I devoured you and pushed you out the end of my anal bowel
You’re the shit now, only right before I flush it
You picked the wrong hillbilly to go against out in public
You want the spotlight Mr. Topic of Discussion?
But instead you got bitch smacked by an ugly country bumpkin
Will the real Ryan Upchurch please stand up?
You about as useless as a Prius made truck
Next time you pop off I won’t even have to duck
‘Cause what’s a little Red Rider to an icicle bud
Yeah I seen your boyfriend defendin’ you up in his video
He looks like he emerged up out of DJ Khalid’s booty hole
Nice beard man what kinda carpet dye you use?
Do you smell like that when you pull his jeans down and your face gets screwed?
Boomhauer got you flabbergasted
“Yeah dang oh don’t cry about it little pansy”
Bitch I’m Hank Hooligan from the deep south
I bring the kazaa blade and say you got a dirty mouth
So tell me man what was your initial plan?
I think it backfired like my Uncle Larry’s Trans-Am
Is this a battle rap or you just tryna shake my hand?
Did I just diss a bitch or a fully converted trans man? Damn
Excuse me it’s ma’am, it is ma’am
I almost picked a Drake beat, killin’ you was “God’s Plan”
You look up to this Church, why you pray before a hand?
Yeah you thought your shot was definitely gonna smash
Now I’m burnin’ your ass like a slut who walked up into Sunday School… class
Congratulations, pat on the back
At the end of this song I won’t be takin’ that L back
Now if you please will take a second and step away from the microphone
Before you lose so many followers you’re in the negative zone
Yeah Blue Jean Face, I heard your shitty track
Was that a publicity stunt somebody left in the back?
Now people hear you sayin’ trigger words in your rap
And they’re like “Yeah bro, somebody go and get the body bag”
A fuckin’ body bag for what? This was self assassination
He got his own fan pages hatin’ on him at this second
He got people in the comments sayin’ “Who the fuck is Upchurch?”
And still unsubbin’ ’cause he sounds so damn butthurt
Church

[Skit]
To call the police, push 9… 1…
I told you not to mess with me, mmhmm

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